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Born: June-18-94 in San Jose, California which is also the Capital of Silicon Valley.

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Characteristics: 12 lbs - Male American Shorthair Red Mackerel Tabby (Did you know that the word Tabby means the pattern on our coats and not the breed?) You can be a MANX kitty, like my late brother Milo and still be a Tabby (Milo was a Silver Mackerel Tabby Manx) - I have bright Orange hair with very interesting stripes all over my body! - There are 4 different varieties of Tabby's and on the Tiger stripped variety (such as myself) you will notice we all have the "M" marking on our foreheads (I used to think Milo "stamped" it on my forehead when I was a baby, but now I think that maybe it stands for "Mackerel" hehe) - I have bright Yellow eyes - LOTS of freckles on the nose! Even MORE freckles inside the mouth and eyelids and on the paws - I think I may need Orthodontia too cause I have this silly little space between my two front teeth!

Adventures & Daily life: Chasing invisible mice and eating spiders, ants and other little bugs that I can find (once tried to eat a baby frog and was given the Heimelich maneuver to dislodge the frog, no one told me I wasn't "supposed" to eat it!) - I LOVE getting into mischief (once summoned 911 on the owners phone by accident, my owner "denied" it when the cops came, and boy were they upset cause the phone was off the hook and no one knew until later that "I" did it! hehe) Another time, the owner's computer manual was "found" in the cat box (lite reading I suppose) Going on "adventures" with his best buddy Milo ------------->   Logging on to AOL where my owner/Web-mistress is a Chat room host on Sunday evenings for a forum on Weight Loss.  There's also this CatCam website which is pretty cool, it has a live cam update every 10 minutes - who knows, you may see some of the resident cats getting a bite to eat (which is pretty often!) Check it out, its pretty good!

Likes: Likes to sleep on the owners head - likes being given a body massage - Shiatsu - style - likes tummy rubs and face rubs - Likes to be used as a "kitty dumbbell" when the owner wants to do "bicep curls" - Likes watching the scenery outdoors from the window atop my kitty condo - Likes "Batting" around cat food on the kitchen floor and seeing how far it will go - Likes to bird watch - Likes Shoelaces - Likes stalking "feet" under the blankets - Likes "burrowing" under the comforter - Likes trying to "Turn over the food dish" when it's empty, or putting teeth marks in the food container (to really emphasize hunger) Likes watching the t.v show Dharma & Greg, General Hospital & 20/20 - Likes to "MEOW" - Likes Wrist Watches - Likes to sit on the owners lap while "surfing the net" - Likes FENG SHUI - Knows how to "roll over" on command ( that is, if there's treats being offered! )

Likes the comic strip PC & Pixel, Pixel came by recently and she even signed my guestbook!

Dislikes: Baths, Cheese, unless it's cream cheese Traveling in a car - New surroundings - Vacuum cleaners - Any loud noises  I don't like to be"kept waiting" (dinner time or any time food is being offered or not offered) - Ironing boards opening and closing (makes a loud scary noise) Squirt bottles (the obvious!) Pet carriers (too scary, usually it means going to the Vets for shots) I don't like "garbage trucks" on garbage pickup day (again, the s c a r y noise) - Bologna & hot-dogs (scary contents) My owner cracks up cause everytime I am given Bologna or hot-dogs, I would start "scratching" on the ground trying to cover it up! (reminds me of what should have been left in the catbox!)  My pesty baby brother Rusty who's always trying to wrestle with me when I am minding my own hide, but for the most part, I try and tolerate it cause momma says so!                  

Favorite Food: Fancy Albacore Tuna - NutriMax cat  food - Cream cheese - Fish sticks - Did "someone mention Crab meat???                    

Favorite Toy: ANYTHING  that moves!  Kitty aerobics toy - Anything "styrofoam" LOVES dried flowers ( they look like toys?)  & occasionally the real kind  (when I can get to them!) Also, my momma bought me for my recent birthday ( my 5th one ) this cool gadget called the Deli Dome - every 4 hours it dispenses my favorite treat ( so now momma doesn't have to wake up early, isn't that clever! ) and it even has her pre-recorded voice that calls my name! Anyways, to learn more about it, you gotta check out their website and get your meowmie to get you one! ( just click on the image below )

The Deli Dome

Favorite Music:

CHICAGO  

RUSH  

Mickey Thomas &  STARSHIP

MOODY BLUES      

Personality: Shy at first, LOVES to cuddle, VERY chatty and loves to talk at all hours - very "vocal" when you are eating any kind of food  Purrs all the time! Good at "osmosisizing" and taking away all the stress of daily living     

Nicknames: Mackie - McIntyre - Spot - Meatloaf  (his name was McIntyre at birth) Will answer to "almost" any name if there's "food" involved, especially when there's food involved!

Siblings: Sadie - born in 1985 - black Manx cat (the very grumpy kitty) 

Milo - gray Manx cat (past away in October, 1997 - was 7 years old and my best buddy)

Rusty - My new baby brother we adopted on Dec 5th, 1999.  He was born in July, 1999 and is an Egyptian Mau cat.

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