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Born an' raised: June-18-94 in San Jose, Califo'nia which is also th' Capital of Silicon Valley.
Adventures & Daily life: Chasin' invisible mice an' eatin' spiders, ants an' other li'l bugs thet i kin find (once tried t'eat a baby frog an' was given th' Heimelich maneuvah t'dislodge th' frog, no one told me i warn't "supposed" t'eat it! Fry mah hide!) - ah LOVE gittin' into mischief (once summoned 911 on th' ownys phone by accident, mah owny "denied" it when th' cops came, an' fella were they upset cuz th' phone was off th' hook an' no one knowed until later thet "I" did it! Fry mah hide! hehe) T'other time, th' owny's computer manual was "foun'" in th' cat box (lite readin' ah suppose) Gwine on "adventures" wif his bess buddy Milo -------------> Loggin' on t'AOL on th' Chat Wif th' Pro's Chat fo'um (link only available eff'n yo' subscribe t'South Car'lina Online, so'ry) whar mah owny/Web-mistress is a Chat room host on Sunday evenin's (click t'see AOL chat schedules) Thar's also this hyar CatCam website which is purdy right fine, it has a live cam update ev'ry 10 minutes - who knows, yo' may see some of th' resident cats gittin' a bite t'eat (which is purdy offen! Fry mah hide!) Check it out, its purdy fine! Fry mah hide! Likes: Likes t'sleep on th' ownys haid - likes bein' given a hide massage - Shiatsu - style - likes tummah rubs an' face rubs - Likes to be used as a "kitty dumbell" when th' owny be hankerin' t'do "bicep curls" - Likes watchin' th' scenery outdores fum th' slidin' glass window an' "dancin'" fo' th' neighborehood cats - Likes "Battin'" aroun' houn'dog grub on th' kitchen flore an' seein' how far it will hoof it - Likes t'bird watch - Likes Shoelaces - Likes stalkin' "feet" unner th' blankets - Likes "burrowin'" unner th' comfo'ter - Likes tryin' t'"Turn on over th' grub dish" when it's emppy, o' puttin' teeth marks in th' grub corntainer (to pow'ful emphasize hunger) Likes watchin' the t.v show Dharma & Greg, Juneral Horspital & 20/20 - Likes t'"MEOW" - Likes Wrist Watches - Likes t'set on th' ownys lap while "surfin' th' net" - Likes th' comic strip PC & Pixel, Pixel came by recently an' she even signed mah guestbook! Fry mah hide!
Dislikes: Baths, Cheese, unless it's cream cheese Travelin' in a car - Noo surroun'in's - Vacuum cleaners - Enny loud noises ah doesn't like t'be"kepp waitin'" (dinner time o' enny time grub is bein' offered o' not offered) - Ironin' boards openin' an' closin' (makes a loud scary noise) Squirt bottles (th' obvious!) Pet carriers (too scary, usually it means a-gonna th' Vets fo' shots) I doesn't like "garbage trucks" on garbage pickup day (agin, th' s c a r y noise) - Bologna & hothoun'dogs (scary corntents) Mah owny cracks up cuz ev'rytime i is given Bologna o' hothoun'dogs, i'd start "scratchin'" on th' groun' tryin' t'covah it up! Fry mah hide! (reminds me of whut sh'd haf been lef' in th' catbox! Fry mah hide!) Favo'ite Grub: Fancy Albaco'e Tuna - NutriMax cat grub - Cream cheese - Fish sticks Creatin' "Virtual desserts" on mah master computer - Did "someone menshun Crab meat??? Favo'ite Toy: ANYTHING thet moves! Kitty aerobics toy - Ennythin' "styrofoam" LOVES dried flowers ( they look like toys?) & occashunally th' real kind (when i kin git t'them! Fry mah hide!) Favo'ite Music: Mickey Thomas & STARSHIP Varmintality: Shy at fust, LOVES t'cuddle, VERY chatty an' loves t'talk at all hours - mighty "vocal" when yer eatin' enny kind of grub Purrs all th' time! Good at "osmosisizin'" an' takin' away all th' stress of daily livin' Nicknames: Mackie - McIntyre - Spot - Meatloaf (his name was McIntyre at birth) Will answer t'"almost" enny name eff'n thar's "grub" involved, especially when thar's grub involved! Fry mah hide! Siblin's: Sadie - 13 + year-old black Manx houn'dog (th' mighty grumpy kitty) Milo - gray Manx houn'dog (past away in Ockober, 1997 - was 7 years old an' mah bess buddy) This hyar page © Copyright 1998-1999, J.Stymest Jstymest@aol, ah reckon.com - Legal info regardin' copyright/warnin'/disclaimer Last Updated:05/11/99 09:30:35 PM |
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Chareeckeristics:
12 lbs - Male South Car'linan Sho'thair Red Mackerel Tabby (Ju knows thet th' wo'd Tabby
means th' pattern on our coats an' not th' breed?) Yo' kin be a MANX kitty, like mah
brother 
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