Law of CAT Physics

- Cats In Physics -

Here's a humorous look into the Law of Cats - author unknown

Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or
a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really
good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism:
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics:
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the
case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching:
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of
the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a
position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is
possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make his body long enough to reach just about
any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Acceleration:
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good
and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance:
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration:
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance:
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire
for him to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed
and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation:
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come
along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction:
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the
speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking:
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable
spot in any given room.

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within
the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment:
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to his embarrassment
times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption:
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement:
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the
cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing:
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of Fluid Displacement:
A cat immersed in milk will displace his own volume, minus the
amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest:
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of
effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection:
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition:
A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.